You might have noticed that I went on break this week, non-existent viewers, to begin setting up videos for Dishonored 2 (though my computer is only barely able to play the game).

Anyways, Overwatch’s loot boxes make me unreasonably angry and stressed and I bought $20’s worth of them and just got absolute garbage anyways so I just need to make it impossible for me to buy loot boxes again possibly with parental controls with a password generated by banging on the keyboard.

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Trash Box Opening (0:00)

Play of the Game (5:22) – Ilios (Mystery Heroes) – McCree
——— If I had gone left instead of right, I might have gotten Lúcio with Dead Eye as well and avoided that absolute travesty of McCree gameplay.

Play of the Game (5:48) – Ilios (Mystery Heroes) – D.Va
——— NOBODY knew what happened with this. Absolute nothing of note happens besides Lúcio “nope”-ing off to the right to his death.

Play of the Game (6:13) – Dorado (Mystery Heroes) – Hanzo
——— Behold! as trash!Hanzo steals all the glory with the Ult.

Highlight (6:37) – King’s Row (Mystery Heroes) – Reaper
——— Watch as my jittery and fearful movements result in a team kill and also my death (I was Resurrected shortly after).

Play of the Game (7:01) – Eichenwald (Mystery Heroes) – Junkrat
——— Panic!hopping is the name of the game here. I’m not sure why this is Play of the Game, but whatever.

Highlight (7:26) – Hollywood (Mystery Heroes) – Tracer
——— I included this, not because it’s particularly good (goodness knows I’m trash with Tracer and especially her bombs), but because I didn’t die this entire match. There was just a permanent trash!Tracer harassing the enemy team and I was the trash.

Play of the Game (7:50) – Dorado (Mystery Heroes) – Pharah
——— You know it’s Mystery Heroes when it’s Pharah because I am the worst Pharah in the world. Watch as McCree goes off the cliff because of the concussion blast!

Highlight (8:15) – Dorado (Mystery Heroes) – Ana
——— In a completely unplanned bit of Ultimate synergy, I, the most distressing grandma, Nano Boost Zarya as she fires her Graviton Surge, helping her win Play of the Game for that match.