Of the many things I was expecting from this game… from the strange dialogue to the weird fetishes to the bad sound design… I certainly wasn’t expecting two Nopon to Jaeger-pilot a giant, robot maid into battle against me.

After that boss fight, I finally add Mòrag and Brighid to the team!… midway through a SECOND boss fight, which is just bad game design, against the last two members of Torna: a hapless pervert and a valley-girl samurai with no pants.

What is even happening anymore.