After killing myself with magnets, I get the power of high explosives and then screw around on the Great Plateau for a while. And I also talk extensively about how I came to own a Switch.
“Pro” Tip: Each individual Best Buy has its own distinct stock of items, so you can never tell what a particular store has until you check.
I think my personality issues these two episodes are caused by my emotional repression and interaction starvation. Or I’m just crazy, I don’t know.
So, I bought this $100-or-so capture device so that I could record videos that nobody watches because I make bad decisions in life.
Anyways, watch as I IMMEDIATELY lose my mind within the first room of the game and, upon getting the first Sheikah Slate ability, kill myself for no reason. It wasn’t even an attempt at being funny, I’m just dumb.
Trying to get back into the swing of things, not that it particularly matters. I finish up the Iron Keep, missing a bonfire and a switch to turn off the fire jets, by killing the Old Iron King and being alarmed by the entrance to one of the DLC areas.
For my last sketches of June before I lost interest in things, I sketched a bunch of Mario characters for that hypothetical new Paper Mario concept that goes back to more of the original style that I COMPLETELY ORIGINALLY thought up by myself.
I also drew Mia, the Best Character™ from Xenoblade Chronicles X. I really wanted to enjoy Xenoblade X as much as I enjoyed the original Xenoblade, but it just was lacking in the things that made Xenoblade enjoyable for me. And Xenoblade 2 looks to be going back to focus more on the story and characters, but I hate how the characters look, so…
Anyways, here’s the general concept for this hypothetical game.
Bowser attempts to kidnap Peach like always and tries fleeing in the Clown Copter. Mario hangs on and Bowser’s attempts to lose him causes them to crash onto an island, separating the three. Bowser gets abducted by, like, a cult that drains him of his powers to resurrect an ancient evil. Or something.
Just a couple of sketches of Bravo being tired like me and then I just drew a bunch of squares and an environment for some reason. Whatever.
So, I’m not going to be able to sketch at work anymore, since I’ll need to be “PCI compliant” which means I can’t have a method of permanently recording information on my desk.
Anyways, here’s a sad Yoshi because I, too, am Sadayoshi and then a Yoshi just to try to figure out what the hell their anatomy is, plus a bit of terrible pose study with Bravo and a sketch of Daud from Dishonored.
I draw cards for birthdays and holidays because I’m cheap, but I drop hundreds of dollars on digital garbage for mobile games because I’m dumb.
I’ve been drawing that old Super Mario enemy, the Battle Beetle, and other assorted video game characters for my grandparents a lot and round owls for my dad. It used to just be an assorted Judgement Owl™, an owl with Judging Eyebrows™, but now it’s Rowlet.