TLoZ: Breath of the Wild – PART 28 – Royal Gateau
In a massive detour, I go and locate the royal horse at the Sanidin Park Ruins, where there is another Lost Memory. Afterwards, I bond with the newly christened Gateau on a long ride back to Rito Village where the plot is interrupted by the Elgato tur
SOLD! To the assassin wearing someone else’s face!
I have just enough money to win the auction for the knock-out gas before heading to the bank, which is made exponentially more difficult to get to because of the horde of guards and hyper-aware dogs guarding the plaza before it.
I make it to Fonsa Myma, the Urayan capital, and explore the sights before heading on to the plot at the theater, where a play about the original Driver of the Aegis was ongoing.
Then Malos and Akhos abduct a child.
Though I don’t mean that Scooby Doo’s the exhibitionist.
It’s just that I meet Zeke, a shirtless moron wearing a corset made out of belts, and later an NPC that causes me to be possessed by a cartoon from the ’60s.
With a new video editor because it was on sale and I have no impulse control, I finish our trek to the top of the blowhole, fight a giant spider backed by a unique Blade, and head back to Garfont to be attacked by Akhos, that obnoxious guy from Torna that looks like me.
I decided to finish (for a certain definition of “finish”) this because it not being finished was bothering me. Now I wash my hands of this, as I’m unlikely to return to this show after the whole “Stalking and assorted crime is super cool if you’re an average-looking white guy” thing.
It took a while to get this one edited; the VSDC Free Video Editor HATES speeding up clips and responds by crashing every time the video is previewed.
Anyways, our collection of weird perverts meet up with Vandham, a grizzled mercenary leader with a heart of gold who acts as a mentor to the young protagonist, so he’s DEFINITELY going to live to see the climax of the game.